Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had A Wife and Couldn't Keep Her
See the problem? This man has spent all his money on pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, pumpkin this that, anything pumpkin. He has no money to care for his wife, and to add insults to injury he finds a squash large enough to keep her in. The poem goes on and say "and there he kept her very well". WHAT!! There's more, this pumpkin eating fool had a second wife (I guess the first wife woke up), but he didn't love her, because he couldn't read or write! After learning his ABC's, Peter did love his wife very well. Now I am sick, both women married a man with a pumpkin fetish, was broke and illiterate. What in the world was so attractive about Peter?
I joke about this silly nursery rhyme but the truth is; most marriages end in divorce because of finances. Before you go down that aisle all dolled up, both of you must have a conversation about money.
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