Sometimes in the midst of all the planning woes, take time to have a laugh.
A Husband and Wife were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they were in bed. He turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started.....
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started.....
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