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I think this is HILARIOUS.  I found this on Bride Tide and just had to pass it onto my readers.  Although this type of invitation is not for everyone, you can be inspired by their personality and humor, which is front and center.

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The Perfect Dress

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in it!"

Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers.".

Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."

Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"

Hoped you smiled.

LYAO, in 41 Seconds

As the wedding winds up, down, and all around. Tempers will flair up, the in laws make you question the next big step in life. You hate everything, from the dress, to flowers, your fiance`, and even your dear ole mother, makes you caaaaaarazy.
STOP THE MADNESS! Watch A Monkey Washing A Cat and laugh your a** off, really, just chill out.

Gift Registry For Older Couples

Keep Smiling While Planning

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob:"How about medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and

jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.....the works!"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Do you also sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can Help you with?"

Jacob replies, "We'd like your store to be our Bridal Gift Registry."

And That's When The Fight Started

Sometimes in the midst of all the planning woes, take time to have a laugh.

A Husband and Wife were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they were in bed. He turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
He then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....


A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started.....