Thursday, May 07, 2009

Gift Registry For Older Couples

Keep Smiling While Planning

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob:"How about medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.....the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Do you also sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can Help you with?"
Jacob replies, "We'd like your store to be our Bridal Gift Registry."

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